Confessions of a crazed cow shooter

Strange news of 11 cows dying on a Union Co. farm was being reported this past week. The cow's owner, E.G. McCoy, assumed that his animals had been shot. After investigators from the Tennessee Dept. of Agriculture were called in, it was discovered that the cows had NOT been shot. Biopsies were performed on the cows and authorities are still waiting on the results. Meanwhile a spokesperson for the Union Co. Sheriff's office is speculating that perhaps it was a UFO. YIKES!



Well I don't know what happened to them there cows but I am going to go ahead and confess that I was out doing a little cow shooting today. I started out by shooting around 20 Herefords this morning in the field across from my house. That just gave me a taste for more cow shooting so I drove down the road in search for my next victim(s). It didn't take long before I came upon a large herd of Black Angus. I shot them all from the passenger side of my SUV. It was probably the only drive-by-shooting in my neck of the woods today. I left the scene of that shooting and happened upon my next and final targets, more Herefords, mixed with Holsteins. They never saw it coming until they saw the flash...of my Canon Rebel XTi. You didn't really think I would harm a cow did you?

This post is dedicated to my 15-year old daughter who this morning asked, "who goes around taking pictures of cows?" Yes honey, your daddy is weird like that...sorry.